Sunday, April 06, 2008

Mighty mouse

哈利先生今天说了一则笑话。。。

Three mice in a pub boasting about how tough they were.

First mouse says that when he sees a mouse trap,he opens it up and just eats the cheese.

Second mouse says that when he sees rat poison he just drinks it.

Just then the third mouse starts to leave the pub.

Where are you going?They ask.

I'm going home to fuck the cat.

6 comments:

阿祥 said...

OMG!I can hear my cat screaming!!!

阿祥 said...

幽子小姐说这已经是老掉牙的笑话了。

原来我是那么的out。。。

ET said...

哎哟,不要嫌不会坏啦! 而且我喜欢米奇老鼠。

I like the joke.

jr said...

well, although it's an old joke, it's still a funny one! Haha...

wk said...

昨天的星洲星期刊有个中译版——最后一句被阉割掉了。

Raziel said...

haha 1st time hear it also, but imagine this, Mickey Mouse fucking Garfield...