Sunday, April 06, 2008

择日

择日的重要性不能忽视,绝对不能被港剧误导而随随便便撞日。

打个比方,大马部落格活动之一的--51热浪岛の么么游就择了一个好“佳期”。

51和吾要谐音,吾要二字刺激了内分泌系统,让人无法抗拒,一念广告标语便有参与其盛的冲动。

反观也是大马部落格活动之一的--419BLOG翻槟的择日就出现很大的问题,咋听起来就好像“死夭寿BLOG翻槟”。

你是“死夭寿”吗?你还想去吗?

答案是:“去!”

宁愿当“死夭寿”,也不愿给众人Blog衰

唉!人在江湖,生不如死。

Mighty mouse

哈利先生今天说了一则笑话。。。

Three mice in a pub boasting about how tough they were.

First mouse says that when he sees a mouse trap,he opens it up and just eats the cheese.

Second mouse says that when he sees rat poison he just drinks it.

Just then the third mouse starts to leave the pub.

Where are you going?They ask.

I'm going home to fuck the cat.